I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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