So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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