Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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