Ambien. No doubt about it.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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