Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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