We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize