I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
