why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
