Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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