Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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