And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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