well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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