But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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