Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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