Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She told me I should be a condom model.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
