Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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