The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Mind bleach please. Please.
My mind won't even go there
Wow that's good too know please pass the mind bleach over here!
Was it a lumpy pillow? And just be glad you were using a pillow cover, or you'll get baby pillows. Also lumpy.
Atleast it wasn't a dry hairy pillow?
60 minutes? Way to lay the pipe, brother.
Been there, buddy. Been there.
HOLY FUCK That's the name of my Spanish teacher's wife. HOLY FUCK
That's dedication.
And yet you fucked her anyways. I love when people complain about shit they could easily avoid.
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