im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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