i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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