wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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