two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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