i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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