I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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