cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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