redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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