Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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