I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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