i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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