i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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