Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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