You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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