But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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