he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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