Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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