speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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