YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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