I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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