I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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