So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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