I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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