oh god the rape fog is back!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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