But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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