why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
