Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
