It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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