I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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