He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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