was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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