i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
