I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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