He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I enjoy the company of your penis
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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