I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
