I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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