Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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