she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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