so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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